My 4 year old is a budding comedian, and her new favourite is knock-knock jokes. She keeps asking me for new ones that she can tell to people, but I can't find many good ones that she will understand.
5yo: knock knock Dad: who’s there? 5yo: interrupting fart Dad: nope. Uh uh. I can smell that one coming.
Actual conversation this morning over breakfast.
Joke request: anyone know a good knock knock joke?
This is the best one I know (sorry).
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt——
MOOOO!
Knock Knock
Knock Knock favorite from my 6yo daughter at the moment:
1) Knock Knock
2) Who's There?
1) Interrupting Cow.
2) ...Interrupting Co...
1) MOOOOOOOOO
A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke.
Knock knock.
*-Who's there?*
Interrupting cow.
*-Interrup-*
**MOO**
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