Interrupting Cow Jokes - 9 Hilarious Interrupting Cow Jokes

Interrupting Cow's Cousin

Moo.
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Time traveling cow.

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Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock

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Who's there?

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The interrupting cow

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The interrupting co-

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The interru-

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THE INTERRUPTING COW WH-...

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

3-year-old’s first original joke

“Knock knock”

“Who’s there?”

“Interrupting cow”

“Interrupting cow who?”

“...chicken butt!”

She’s quite proud of herself

Give me your best kids knock-knock jokes!

My 4 year old is a budding comedian, and her new favourite is knock-knock jokes. She keeps asking me for new ones that she can tell to people, but I can't find many good ones that she will understand.

The current go-to's are:

Knock knock -- Who's there? -- Europe! -- Europe who? -- No,...

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The interrupting cow.

The interrupting cow w-

Don't use the word "smart" in front of me.

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5yo: knock knock

Dad: who’s there?
5yo:interrupting cow
Dad: interrupting c...
5yo: moooooooo

5yo: knock knock
Dad: who’s there?
5yo: interrupting fart
Dad: nope. Uh uh. I can smell that one coming.

Actual conversation this morning over breakfast.

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Joke request: anyone know a good knock knock joke?

This is the best one I know (sorry).

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupt——

MOOOO!

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Knock Knock

Knock Knock favorite from my 6yo daughter at the moment:

1) Knock Knock

2) Who's There?

1) Interrupting Cow.

2) ...Interrupting Co...

1) MOOOOOOOOO

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A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke.

Knock knock.

*-Who's there?*

Interrupting cow.

*-Interrup-*

**MOO**

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