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Influencers Jokes

Ah, “Instagram influencers”...

...I remember back when they were simply called hookers

Why do Instagram influencers enjoy shopping at Walmart so much?

They just can't get enough of the self-checkout.

What did the tulip farmer tell the social influencers who had trespassed to take pics?

I'm a grower not a shower.

What do pimples and social media influencers have in common?

They both start off small, randomly grow huge, explode, then leave a nasty scar until one day we forget they were ever there.

That's all guys, bye.

Linkedin influencers

No body:

LinkedIn Influencers:

Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. H...

How many influencers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to unscrew it and the other to put it in their mouth and see if they can pull it out.

Three Instagram influencers walk into a bar...

...I know this because I just saw their story.

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What do you call a bus full of influencers driving off a cliff ?

A good fucking start

Why are influencers afraid when they go to the woods alone at night?

They're constantly being followed!

I just heard about IG influencers stripping down at Chernobyl

I guess they really want exposure.

Why do influencers always carry a pencil?

To draw attention

What do social media Influencers and perverts have in common?

They both think people want their exposure.

As the YouTube makeup influencers feuded with each other i couldn't help but wonder...

Had their relationship been built using a bad *foundation?*

A woman who had no degree, achievements, or useful skills, except for being good looking, used to be known only as a trophy wife

today they're mostly known as social media influencers

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