Indicators Jokes

Should I report the vehicle as stolen?

In an unprecedent move and after many complaints from non BMW owners, BMW has recalled their entire fleet of vehicles to assess the electrical fault that prevents indicators from flashing...

Was at the dentist this morning and there was a BMW brochure in the waiting room for some reason so I had a leaf through it and I was surprised to learn that indicators come as standard on them.

You could be the guy who installs indicators on BMWs.

Two Irish men were doing an MOT on a cars indicators. Paddy and mick were like it’s werkin, it’s not werkin, it’s werkin, it’s not werkin

Two blonde girls were driving home one night when one asked the other to check if the car's indicators are working.

She promptly sticks her head out the window and says: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternit... read more

Just remember that someone out there is fitting indicators on BMWs

It uses its turn indicators.

Soon afterwards a porsche pulls up behind the Lada, "do you want a tow?" The porsche driver offers.
"Yes please" exclaims the Lada driver "I will put on my indicators if I think you are going too fast"
The porsche driver agrees and sets off towing the Lada,
After about half an hour a Lambor... read more

If you know you will be in an area where bears may be, it will be helpful to bring a couple of items with you.

First, attach little bells to your belt so that as you walk it makes noise. This will ensure that a bear will hear you from a distance and you will not startle it.

Second, car... read more