I've decided I'm not going to use my car indicators anymore.
It's really nobody's business where I'm going.
If you ever think your job is pointless, just remember...
You could be the guy who installs indicators on BMWs.
I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice.
Should I report the vehicle as stolen?
Two Irishmen are doing an MOT
Two Irish men were doing an MOT on a cars indicators. Paddy and mick were like it’s werkin, it’s not werkin, it’s werkin, it’s not werkin
A Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off....
Two blonde girls were driving home one night when one asked the other to check if the car's indicators are working.
She promptly sticks her head out the window and says: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."