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Tiktok Jokes

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I browse TikTok daily but only on the toilet...

Because I don’t want the shit on my phone to get lonely

Yesterday I had a nightmare that my tiktok account was deleted.

For a second, I was really scared that I had a tiktok account.

My girlfriend keeps telling me I should make a TikTok

Because I’m really good for about 15 seconds.

I’ll see my way out.

What do you call a urologist with a TikTok account?

A DikDok.

I finally know why tiktok is still popular

Because one man's trash, is another man's treasure

What's captain hook's least favorite app?

Tiktok

A wise man once said....

if idiots could fly this tiktok would be an airport

What’s a place a TikTok star could go and not be noticed?

A bar

I'm not really a fan of TikTok

The posts there are really just hit or miss

It's 2020. We need to WAKE UP. The biggest threat to humanity is here. This world is dying. We NEED to do something about this. We can't let this virus take over humanity.

Someone delete TikTok ffs.

Do you know how to find videos of fat people doing stupid stuff?

TikTok ads

My grandma started sharing her recipes on TikTok

Now she’s on OnlyNans

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What does a Tiktok video and a penis have in common

They're not very long, only last for 30 seconds, and are always dissapointments.

Where's Elon Musk from?

Mad at gas car..

Source: @anisskuniss on tiktok

What’s a negative thought?

Anyone on TikTok

My grandfather thinks TikTok is an app used to tell time.

It kind of is, because that definitely tells us how old he is.

What do COVID and TikTok have in common?

They infect everything they touch

How can you tell if a tiktoker has mental health issues?

They'll tell you.

TikTok knock off

### A Chinese-owned social media platform has been poisoning breath mints to accomplish their goals.

It's the TikTok tic tac tactic.

Trump has found a sure-fire way to shut down TikTok

He's going to buy it and run it himself.

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Explaining politics

From a TikTok video (maker unknown, but props to him!):

I went up to my dad and said, "Dad, can I ask you a question? It's for a school project."

My dad said, "For sure son, what's the question?"

I said, "Dad, what is politics?"

My dad said, "Well, let's use our home as a...

TikTok does one thing well.

Darwinism

A joke my 7 year old son came up with.

- What app does the clock have installed on his phone?

- TikTok

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For class today, I brought in a drug addict to show kids the adverse effects of drugs.

This man was a real mess. He would use coffee as a stimulant throughout the day, alcohol to alleviate his anxieties, sweets for his depression, TikTok to get dopamine hits, and shitty TV at night to mindlessly pacify him.

What’s the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White?

Paul made it to 100 before he died!
( credit off of tiktok @moemantash)

How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde?

With a TikTok account and some decent photo editing software, only about 4.

Now that Oracle has bought TikTok...

...you can finally get a TikTok certification for $200 that expires in one year.

Whenever my wife asks me to clean the kitchen, I show her funny videos until she forgets she asked

But now she says she's had enough of my delaying TikToks

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