In The End Jokes - 25 Hilarious In The End Jokes

I love the new trend in streaming films; the hero always gets the girl in the end.

And he’s never sure which end.

In the end I went to the port along with everyone else.

I gave in to pier pressure.

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As a proctologist, there is one thing I have learned, in the end...

Everyone's an asshole.

In the end, when I’m in bed, before it’s said, that I am dead…

…unplug life support, wait 10 seconds, then plug it back in

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In the end, Hitler wasn't so bad.

He sacrificed his life to kill Hitler.

Say what you will about Trump, but in the end, he kept the promise he made in 2016 about restoring respect for America in the international community.

All he had to do was lose in 2020.

In the end, I had to deactivate my malfunctioning fitness avatar.

It just wasn’t working out for me.

At first the Roman warrior felt remorse for devouring his wife, but in the end...

He was Gladiator.

NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark.

It's a phenomenon called "Night".

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Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded

I once had a girlfriend who was obsessed with Sylvester Stallone movies, but at the time all I wanted to watch was Arnold Schwarzenegger. We'd argue frequently, but in the end she'd always win out.

Needless to say... It was a Rocky relationship.

Too soon for COVID jokes?

COVID is like fashion…

We started hearing about it in Italy…

Became popular in LA and NYC…

Florida ignored it…

And it was all made in China in the end.

My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat!

In the end, he came around.

I argued constantly with my boss, so in the end I got the sack

And buried him in it.

I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with

a Re post.

Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...

...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".

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I told my girlfriend that my penis and my punchlines are similar because they both have twists in the end.

She agreed saying she's never seen either coming.

Yesterday I was having a talk with my friend and he said, "I had a terrible row with my wife last night. But she crawled to me on her knees in the end."

Half shocked and half impressed I said, "Wow – that’s really impressive! What did she say?!"

My friend shrugged and replied, "Come out from under that sofa, you filthy coward!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his friends are acting in a short film about classical pianists and musicians. One of friends says "I'll play Beethoven", another says "I'll be Mozart." In the end, Arnold says

I'll be Bach

I tried to teach a ghost addition. Despite its efforts, in the end, it could only add 1 at a time.

I was disappointed, but I guess it's the spirit that counts.

I spent hours trying to find what the opposite of “night” was.

But, in the end, I just had to call it a day.

How is Hurricane Florence like my ex wife?

They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house.

My wife left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

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This joke got me fired when I worked as a cook. Credit goes to Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fucking you in the ass. I’m gonna go get the dogs ready and I’ll be back for your answer.”

After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him “I’m not going hunting and there’s...

Jane and Erica are talking in heaven

"How did you die?" Jane asks Erica.
She replies, "I froze to death."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says Jane.
"It wasn't too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful feeling, just before you black out. How did you die?"
"Well," she says, "I suspected my husband was cheat...

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