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Papercut Jokes

What's worse than 1 papercut? 2 papercuts. What's worse than 2 papercuts?

The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 3 papercuts.

I got a papercut writing my suicide note.

It's a start.

-Steven Wright

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How to hurt someone without touching them

Just say papercut on the dickhead...

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I bought a Cosmo magazine that said "Best Sex Ever!"

All I got was a bunch of papercuts.

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