Forgiving your enemy brings you one step closer to God
But being pushed down a Flight of stairs by said enemy brings you to God faster
I'm one step closer to being rich.
Now I just need money.
My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many Linkin Park references.
It pushed me One Step Closer to the Edge.
The Russian people were constantly hounding the government to tell them when they would finally reach true communism.
Because of this, the government got the leading scientists to input hundreds of statistics, such as ground fertility, rainfall, public relations, international relations and population into the best computer in Russia. They waited 4 nights for the answer: 23 kilometres. It puzzled the many politicia...
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