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Iam Jokes

IamA Bing search engine AMA

Please. Just ask me something.

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Choose a new password :

Choose a new password :

potato

Sorry, password must contain at least 8 letters.

boiled potato

Sorry, password must contain at least one number.

1 boiled potato

Sorry, password cannot contain spaces

50fuckingboiledpotatoes

Sorry, password mu...

IAmA dyslexic government computer programmer, AMA!

Whoops, wrong usb.

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The Westboro Babtist Church is planning to picket Reddit two days after their IAmA.

No, seriously. http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html

I stepped on a cereal once

Now iam a cereal killer

I'm in the O.R. waiting room waiting on my daughter's brain surgery please tell me a joke

My daughter is having her pituitary gland removed. She has Gigantism like Andre The Giant.


Update!
She has been out of surgery for less then 10 hours and is doing great. (for someone that brain surgery for breakfast) Most of the pituitary gland was removed. The doctors are great and t...

If you're American when you enter the washroom and Russian when you leave, what are you when you're on the john?

~~European!~~ President Donald Trump

TIL that Dermatologists are not good people

Their care for you is only skin deep.

*Thank ButIamARobot for the idea!

Apple trying to be philosophical:

iThink therefore iAm

Man goes to a doctor, and he says "I have bad news, and worse news."

This one is from [Larry King himsself](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/24aw7s/i_am_larry_king_back_again_on_reddit_amaa/ch5au64)

Man goes to a doctor, and he says "I have bad news, and worse news."

The doctor says "The bad news is, you have cancer."

The patient says "That'...

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