Dad: "Son, I'm sorry, but your kidneys aren't working anymore."
Son: "it's gonna be fine, dad."
Dad: "I know...we can start dialysis and get you on the donor list."
Son: "I was actually thinking about just asking for my adult knees early."
People are so rude when they suffer from kidney failure
It's like they have no filter
Why did the little boy think that his father had kidney failure?
His father said, "You're in trouble".
Doctor said I had kidney failure.
I asked "How can that be? I am an adult, I have adult knees."
WebMD is updating its server
WebMD is updating its server because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus, but it could also be malaria, kidney failure, cardiovascular diseases, dengue, or worst final stage of cancer with -30 days to live.
My Grandma E-Mailed me this one
When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for y...