Hubcap Jokes

Cause there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

The tire says "man I've had a long day."
The hubcap replies "I feel you, are you exhausted?"
And the tire says "no, that's the guy in the back, I'm just tired."

The passengers flood inside the eatery and as they take their respective seats the driver calls the manager aside and explains, "Look sir, we're from the mental asylum down the road. I'm taking the inmates for a ride. When they're done eating they will insist on paying with bottle caps like they do ... read more

A rich lady is riding along with her chauffeur when
they get a flat tire. He gets out and starts trying
to pry off the hubcap. After he struggles a few minutes, she looks out at him and says, "You wanna screwdriver?"
He says, "Hell, we might as well. I can't get this freaking hubcap off."

The waiter, perplexed, asks him why. He responds:

“There’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise...”

As he's trying to change the tire, several patients are watching him through holes in the fence. He puts the hubcap down on the snow, and starts putting the loose lug nuts in the hubcap. When he gets the wheel off, he accidentally steps on the edge of the hubcap, and the lug nuts go flying off in... read more

After looking over the menu he orders eggs Benedict. When his breakfast arrives, it's served on a big shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter,"Whats with the hubcap?" The waiter sings, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

when they have a flat. He jacks up the car and tries to pry off the hubcap, to no avail. The rich girl, standing there watching picks up a tool, turns around and says, "Want a screwdriver?"
The chauffeur, with out looking up, says "Might as well, can't get this damn hubcap off."

He was looking forward to seeing his family. However, the snows of December were coming in, and eventually it was a full blizzard. He decided to pull over and stay overnight in a little town. The next morning, he went to a diner to get breakfast. He saw eggs benidict on the menu. The waiter said it ... read more

Rich woman and her driver are out in the country. They get a flat tire, and of course the driver can't get the hubcap off. The woman searches the tool bag, and spies a tool that will help. "You want a screwdriver?" she asks.

"Might as well, I can't get this damned hubcap off."

... and says, "I'd like a hubcap for my Lada," so the dealer says: " that sounds like a fair swap."

... right in front of an insane asylum. "Dagnabbit!" he cursed as he pulled a jack and a tire iron from his trunk. Just then he noticed a man in a white hospital gown staring at him from up on a hill behind the wrought iron bars.

The driver set about his task. He popped the hubcap off, loose... read more

A man is driving down the road one day, when the inevitable happens, and he gets a flat on his passenger side. He pulls off to the side of the road, about twenty feet away from the perimeter fence for a mental institution.

There are a few patients milling about outside, but the fence is tal... read more

A rope walked into a bar. The bartender looked at it and said, "Hey! No ropes in here!" So the rope walked out. Once outside, it twisted upon itself a number of times, then rubbed it's short free end until it was just a bunch of fibers without any organization. Upon completion of this, the rope walk... read more

A miracle.

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A man drives his Lada to a mechanic and asks, "Can I have a spare hubcap for my Lada?" The mechanic says, "Sounds like a fair trade."

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A Russian man enters a car raffle. Dropping the tic... read more