Somebody asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like well damn.

Did you hear about that politician who objected to building another reservoir in California?

His argument didn't hold water.

My friend tried to convince me his colander can be used as a bucket.

I said the idea just doesn't hold water.

I sued a guy for copying my idea for a water bottle briefcase

Unfortunately, my case didn't hold water.

Why can't you use the Bible as a coaster?

Because the Bible story doesn't hold water.

I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander

He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water.

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