Trucker is hauling a B-double with three containers full of computer parts.
It's getting on toward dark, and so he stops at a steakhouse for a bite.
The first thing he sees is a sign on the door:
MANAGEMENT RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ADMISSION
No nerds? Weird. But whatever...
What do you call a potato that wears glasses ?
February 29th, 2020
On February 29th of this year, something extraordinary happened.
I was walking across the road, head down, minding my own - when I heard it. This incessant, mechanical noise. Like spring-loaded footsteps. Real slow.
Far away, it came. Cascading against the city walls. A pneumatic sigh....
Two old guys talking.
Guy 1: As I get older all I need is, Spec-savers, Boots, and Greggs..
Guy 2: Yep, life is all Specs, and Drugs and Sausage rolls!!!
What do you call an optometrist in-training
One day, about a year ago, 100 dead crows were found on the side of a motorway. Upon investigation, The crows were found to have been hit by vehicles, and were covered in specs of varying paint.
After further investigation it was also found that the paint on the crows had two different types...
A man went to his dad's house for a weekend.
For breakfast the man ate eggs,sausage, and toast. He notices there is some food specks from the dinner the night before he asks his dad "hey dad why isn't this plate clean?" his dad responds "it's the best Cold Water could get it".
Around lunch time the man is given a sandwich and chips by h...
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Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out traveling together, after a long trek, they pitch a tent and call it a night...
In the middle of the night, Sherlock nudges Watson and tells him to "look up" "tell me what you see".
*"Well..."* says Watson, *"I see the beautiful moon and the night stars all dazzling and magnificent..."*
*"I see"* says Sherlock *"Look closer"* he insists.
*"I see the infinit...
A king is looking for a new chief advisor.
His choices are a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer. His test is simple: Whoever can determine the volume of a red rubber ball will be the new chief advisor, provided his explanation makes sense to the king, and that the king can trust the calculation.
The physicist goes firs...
Potato's in glasses are never the centre of attention.
They're just spec taters
my favorite punchline...
"No, nurse! I said 'slip off his spectacles'!"
What do you call a group of potatoes at a football game?
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm gonna need some specs or an outline of the scope, before I can get you an estimate.
If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses...
I am full of specs appeal.
I walked into the wrong opticians to collect my new glasses.
Should've gone to SpecSavers.