My pot smoking college roommate decided to choose Theology as his major.
He’s now a high priest.
Close Call Accident
1) = First driver 2) = Priest
During the night, 2 cars bumped to each other. The first comes out furious starting cursing at the other driver. The second comes out and it turns out he was a high priest.
1)Sorry 'Father' i didn't meant what i said...
2)My child, ...
A man gets shipwrecked on a small island.
After a few days wandering, he comes across a tribe of natives who have just lost their chieftain.
The tribe's high priest tells the man that as he is the first outsider they have seen in twenty years, he must take three tests.
If he passes all three tests, the tribe will accept him as...
My body is a temple of the LORD
Only the high priest is allowed to come inside.
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One day the pope wakes up with an erection
Damnit, must have been a side effect from the Holy Viagra. It won't go away, but he has a parade to go to that morning! So he steps onto his Holy Balcony, slips out of his Holy Pyjamas, and does what most people do when they have an erection they want to get rid of.
That's masturbate, by the ...
"I've made a lot of sacrifices to get to where I am today,"
said the Aztec high priest.
So I replaced all of the incense in the Friar's chamber with Marijuana
He's a High priest now
Two beggars are sitting in the Vatican...
There were two beggars sitting next to each other on the street in Vatican city, one had a large cross around his neck, the other had the star of David.It was a lovely day, the sun was shinning, there were thousands of people walking past the two beggars, but everyone was giving the man with the cro...