What kind of train is a ballerina?

A tutu train!

I thank my 7 year old for this and making me laugh at something so silly.

What did the hooker wear to her ballet performance?

A prosti-tutu

At 1:58 two young girls ran out in front of my car, so I slammed on my breaks and honked my horn. On the other side of the road behind the wheel was an African activist, who had to slam on his breaks to avoid hitting a pair of young girls as well.

Desmond Tutu tooted two too, at two to two.

I used to buy second hand ballet equipment from ebay

I still do but I used tutu.

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Little Johnny

A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a house. Little Johnny, about 12 years old, answers the door. He's wearing a pink tutu, has a cigar in one hand, and a martini in the other.

The salesman is a little startled by the sight so he asks, "Excuse me son, are your parents home?"


I used to do ballet

I still do, but I used tutu.

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