Tutu Jokes - 5 Hilarious Tutu Jokes

I won a tutu in a charity draw at my daughter's ballet school. My Mexican friend entered as well.

Juan won one tutu too.

Wun Wun was a racehorse

Tutu was one too
Wun Wun won one race
Tutu won one to too
(1 1 was a race horse
2 2 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race
2 2 1 1 2)

What did the hooker wear to her ballet performance?

A prosti-tutu

I used to buy second hand ballet equipment from ebay

I still do but I used tutu.

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Little Johnny

A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a house. Little Johnny, about 12 years old, answers the door. He's wearing a pink tutu, has a cigar in one hand, and a martini in the other.

The salesman is a little startled by the sight so he asks, "Excuse me son, are your parents home?"

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