The Catholic church wants more people interested in priesthood.

They have got a lot of bad publicity lately so they just released a new campaign. They are offering scholarships for 100 lucky boys that can attend private school to become a priest for free.

Their slogan: "Find the priest inside of you."

New Pope

There were two Roman Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola whose lives paralleled each other in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully, they attended parochial school from kindergarten through their senior year in High School.
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10 men are about to become priests

10 men went to learn the way of priesthood. They have passed all tests and are going to go through the rite or ordination.

But before, they must pass a last test is to see if they are truly ready to serve the Lord.

All 10 are made to sit in line, naked, with a small bell tied to their ...

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[NSFW]Four men preparing to become priests...

Four men were preparing to become priests, and they were on the last few trials. They passed all of the trials before the final with flying colors and were considered the elite. The man initiating the final trial told them the scenario. "All of you strip down to nothing and tie this bell around your...

A donut walks into a church and approaches the priest...

"Excuse me, Father," the donut says, "I don't mean to trouble you, but I'm very interested in joining the clergy. I was hoping that you could give me some pointers."

The priest - after taking a moment to accept the fact that he's speaking with a pastry - offers a warm smile in response. "That...

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A man is fed up with his lack of a sex life...

So he decides to enter the priesthood, and devote his life to religion. He enters the monastery and speaks to a clergyman, who tells him before he can become a priest he must prove that his mind is empty of impure thoughts.
The man and 9 other applicants are gathered in a room and sat down on a b...

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A group of priests are tested...

to see if they have overcome their lustful desires. Each one is naked with a bell tied to his penis. If it rings, he is out of the priesthood. First, a beautiful woman is presented before them.. nothing. Second, the woman strips naked.. still nothing.

One priest loses his bell and it rolls i...

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