Tabernacle Jokes

...but Moses is having a little trouble finding the promised LAN.

A priest, vicar and pastor are getting interviewed.
The interviewer first asks the pastor;
“How do you distribute the church money collected after a service?”
The pastor replies “well you see I get the money on the plate and go into the tabernacle, throw all the money into the air, and w... read more

A young boy and his friend are attending mass at the boy's parish. His friend has never been to a church service before. As they pass through the vestibule the young boy dips his hand into the holy water and makes the sign of the cross.

Confused, his friend asks "What's that mean?"

"I'... read more