Because of the E coli outbreak with romaine, convicts are abstaining from tossing anyone's salad
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What is Chipotle most known for?
- A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli
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So if a Chicken carries salmonella, and a Cow carries e-coli, what does a pig carry?
A gun, a badge, and a "get out of jail free" card.
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What’s the name of E. coli bacteria’s sibling?
Bro coli
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An Outbreak Causes an Early Dismissal at the School
Little Edgar is brought back to class from ISS. As he enters the room, Edgar hears his teacher instruct the students.
Teacher: The same water is in your homes, so to prevent yourselves from being infected with E. Coli, don't drink or brush your teeth with any water that has not been boiled.<...
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What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle?
free coli
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