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Analgesic Jokes

Doctor - I finally figured out why your pain isn't going away. Even though these medications are called analgesics

They are supposed to be inserted in your mouth.

What do you call aspirin when given rectally?

An Analgesic

Good advice my Doctor once gave me:

OH MY GOD! THAT'S NOT WHAT ANALGESIC MEANS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

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