What do you call aspirin when given rectally?

An Analgesic

Good advice my Doctor once gave me:

OH MY GOD! THAT'S NOT WHAT ANALGESIC MEANS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Doctor to patient - We have finally figured out

Why your pain isn't going away.

Patient - why?

Doctor - Even though these pills are called analgesics, they are supposed to be taken by mouth.

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