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Paracetamol Jokes

What do you call a mole that doesn't feel pain?

A Paracetamole

Do you know why there isn't paracetamol in the jungle?

Because the parrots eat'em all.

Do you know why you can't find paracetamol tablets in the jungle?

Because the parrots eat them all.

PS: told by a patient (I'm a nurse) when I gave him paracetamol

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why was Simba looking forward to his paracetamol wearing off?

Because he just couldn’t wait to be aching.

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I took the missus two paracetamol and a glass of water

She said "I ain't got a headache"

I said "That's good, any chance of a "

Why did Helen of Troy never use painkillers?

Because paracetamol.

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A teacher asks children to name some drug names...

Sally stands up and says ”Paracetamol, its for pain relief”

Julie stands up and says “Aspirin , it helps you focus”

Jimmy stands up and says “”!

The teacher replies saying “Jimmy, how do you know that? What does that drug do?”

Jimmy replies “ is for diarrhea ...

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Why can't you leave painkillers near a bird cage?

Because the paracetamol.

Went to the doctors the other day..

Went to the doctors the other day.
Get into the surgery when his phone rings.

Doc said "I gotta go. Look after the surgery for me while I'm gone. Don't worry, there's only 3 more patients, it won't take long. I'll be back in 15 minutes."
And off he goes.

When he comes back, he as...
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