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Do you know why you can't find paracetamol tablets in the jungle?

Because the parrots eat them all.

PS: told by a patient (I'm a nurse) when I gave him paracetamol

Do you know why there isn't paracetamol in the jungle?

Because the parrots eat'em all.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why was Simba looking forward to his paracetamol wearing off?

Because he just couldn’t wait to be aching.

What do you call a mole that doesn't feel pain?

A Paracetamole

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I took the missus two paracetamol and a glass of water

She said "I ain't got a headache"

I said "That's good, any chance of a fuck"

Why did Helen of Troy never use painkillers?

Because paracetamol.

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A teacher asks children to name some drug names...

Sally stands up and says ”Paracetamol, its for pain relief”

Julie stands up and says “Aspirin , it helps you focus”

Jimmy stands up and says “Viagra”!

The teacher replies saying “Jimmy, how do you know that? What does that drug do?”

Jimmy replies “ Viagra is for diarrhea ...

Why can't you leave painkillers near a bird cage?

Because the paracetamol.

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Helping The Doctor

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work to go fishing, so he approached his assistant.

"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes ...

Went to the doctors the other day..

Went to the doctors the other day.
Get into the surgery when his phone rings.

Doc said "I gotta go. Look after the surgery for me while I'm gone. Don't worry, there's only 3 more patients, it won't take long. I'll be back in 15 minutes."
And off he goes.

When he comes back, he as...

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Johnny at school..

At school, Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Catherine, the teacher, asks the students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said, "Paracetamol ?"
"Very good! And what is it used for?"
"It is used for a headache."
The second pupil said, "R...

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