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You know those sex houses, the little wooden houses with the hole for your dick that people hang in trees?

Apparently those are for birds.

Hang in there Dave

At the rate that all the celebrities are dying let's hope Dave doesn't die before the years up, it'd be devastating

Question- what's the worst possible poster you can hang in an STD testing clinic?

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About 2 months ago, my girlfriend and I decided to quit smoking….

It was decided that we would only smoke after having “adult time”. I’m down to 1 or 2 cigarettes a week, and I feel great. She’s up to 3 packs a day. Hang in there babe, you got this.

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Poor poor William

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved three-year-old grandson.

It’s obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits … you name it.

Meanwhile, Grandpa is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, “Ea...

Hotline

A man that's tired of living decides to kill himself but first decides to call a suicide hotline
Man: "I'm sick and tired of living!"
Hotline worker: "hang in there buddy."

A man walks into a pet shop and says “I purchased a parrot from this store a week ago and he has not yet spoken.”

The store owner says, “Well, some parrots are slower learners than others. Here’s a book of simple phrases you can teach your parrot.”

The man accepted the book, paid for it, and left.

The next day, the man walked into the store and said, “That bird still won’t talk.”

The store ...

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The tale of two worms

Maggie and Magnus were worming out and about when they came to a river, and saw they had just missed the boat. To make matters worms, they couldn’t dig their way under the river. Maggie wanted to turn around, but Magnus said there was a bridge nearby, and insisted a bridge isn’t a dime a dozen, and ...

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What do you call an alarm clock that doesn't have a snooze button?

A toddler.

(Hang in there fellow parents)

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