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Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

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Surprising the Cows

One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by little Johnny who has run in out of breath to shout, “Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is f***ing the cow!”

Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young little Johnny aside and explains tha...

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Two guys, Billy and Bob, head out in the woods, hunting for bear...

They hike to where their tree stand is, in the thickest part of the forest, set their bait, climb into the stand, hunker down and wait. Before too long, a small black bear comes by to check out the bait, and the hunters shoot it dead. They climb down and begin the work of butchering the carcass, whe...

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