If you commit sins, limit it to 90 and your chances of getting caught are halved because Sin90 =Cot45
Problems
Husband approaches his wife, “Jenny, I think I have a problem.” Jenny smiles at him kindly, “Darling, your problems are my problem also. A trouble shared is a trouble halved. Tell me.” “OK, “ says the husband, “in that case, we got the neighbor pregnant.”
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He's dead Doc!
An old man and his wife are having trouble in the bedroom. They visit their Doctor for help.
He recommends viagra but is a concerned about the man's age so suggests halving the dose. "Take it Monday, skip Tuesday, take it Wednesday, skip Thursday and so on ".
A few weeks later the do...
American comes to Soviet Factory
Amrican delegation visits Soviet Factory. Soviet guide says to American visitors
- Soviet workers are so great, they will do anything we tell them
- [American] I don't believe it
- [Soviet guide] Watch
He lines up all workers in front of factory:
-tomorrow your pay...
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