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Kickstart Jokes

My Bakery kickstarter failed.

I just couldn't raise the dough.

How do german kickstarters get money?

Krautfunding.

I've invented a way of getting my motorbike going without a battery.

I'm going to do a kickstarter for it.

How many agile programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to write the web page. One to make the video proclaiming the changing to be the next step towards the singularity. One to upload the video to Kickstarter. One to send out invitations to a meeting to decide whether to use Scrum or another method. One to argue that the way the invitations were se...

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Big dick bear

A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. They stumble upon a genie who will grant each of them two wishes. The bear steps up. "Oh, this is easy.... I want to have the biggest dick of all the bears in the world." The genie claps his hands. Your wish is granted. The bear looks down and sure enoug...

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The Harley Davidson (NSFW)

There's this man, let's call him Greg, who has wanted a 1979 Harley Davidson Ironhead 1000 Kickstart his whole life. (It's rare, about 160 made.) After getting engaged to the love of his life, he decides to find one. After some searching, he finds one for only $500. Immediately, he calls the owner ...

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