What do you call a half baked joke?

A pun in the oven.

It irks me when people say I have "half baked ideas"

all my ideas happen when I'm fully baked.

Cake walks into a bar and orders a drink.

After a while he notices everyone's been staring at him since he walked in the door. He asks the barman, "what's everyone's problem?"

The barman says, "If I were you I'd get the hell out if here... Looks to me like everyone wants a piece of you!"

"That's nothing mate", replies the cake...

THE COMPLETE 'DONALD TRUMP IS COMING TO TOWN' SONG

He's making a list
He's checking it twice
he gonna find out if your Muslim or white
Donald Trump is coming to town
If he doesn't get his way, he's going to pout
He's building a wall to keep Mexicans out
Donald Trump is coming to town
He says he not racist, its for Americas sake<...

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