It irks me when people say I have "half baked ideas"
all my ideas happen when I'm fully baked.
Cake walks into a bar and orders a drink.
After a while he notices everyone's been staring at him since he walked in the door. He asks the barman, "what's everyone's problem?"
The barman says, "If I were you I'd get the hell out if here... Looks to me like everyone wants a piece of you!"
"That's nothing mate", replies the cake...
THE COMPLETE 'DONALD TRUMP IS COMING TO TOWN' SONG
He's making a list He's checking it twice he gonna find out if your Muslim or white Donald Trump is coming to town If he doesn't get his way, he's going to pout He's building a wall to keep Mexicans out Donald Trump is coming to town He says he not racist, its for Americas sake<...
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