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A man named Melvin works for a toothbrush company.

Year after year, he can repeatedly sell the most toothbrushes out of everyone who works for the company, at least tripling the the amount of sales the guy trailing him has made. No one knows how he does it.

One day, Melvin's boss calls him into his office.

"What is it, boss?" Melvin as...

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A math professor, John, is having problems with his sink so he calls a plumber

The plumber comes over and quickly fixes his sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He asks, "how can you charge this much?! This is half my paycheck," but pays it anyway.

The plumber says, "Hey, we're looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumber and triple your salary...

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