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A truck driver, a priest, and a lawyer.
Being a truck driver can be very boring. One truck driver has created a game for himself to help stave off the boredom. Every time he sees a lawyer walking on the side of the road, he veers off and runs him over.
One day, the truck driver picks up a hitchhiking priest. The priest is quietl...
Three men discover they have each been the victim of a shipwreck at some point in their past.
Three men are talking about their brushes with disaster, and by a stunning coincidence they find that all three of them have, at some point in their lives, been shipwrecked and stranded with the other survivors on a deserted island. They begin to detail their experiences.
"The hardest part wa...
A monastery has a barbecue
It is usually prohibited for monks to eat meat, but the abbot one day realised that most monks had rarely eaten meat in their lifetime in the first place.
He decided that it would better for them to indulge in the taste and then learn to stave of the temptation of later consumption, so that ...