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Halving Jokes

What might you catch an ABBA-obsessed assassin doing?

Halving the time of your life.

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first mathematician orders a beer

The second orders half a beer

"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies

"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2

"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender rema...

What did the magician’s assistant say after the show?

Thank you for halving me!

Canadian joke eh!

Why did the Northwest Territories split?

They were halving Nunavut.

Two cannibals were sharing a person

One starts at the head, the other at the feet.

After a time one asks, "you alright?"

The other replies, "yeah I'm halving a ball!"

To which the first says, "you're going too fast!"

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Did you hear about the pissed-off cartographer tasked with redrawing the map of Canada's largest territory?

He was halving Nunavut.

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He's dead Doc!

An old man and his wife are having trouble in the bedroom. They visit their Doctor for help.

He recommends but is a concerned about the man's age so suggests halving the dose. "Take it Monday, skip Tuesday, take it Wednesday, skip Thursday and so on ".

A few weeks later the do...
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