Gumball Jokes

She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. "Shut up!" she said "I'm WINNING!"

A blonde is standing in front of a gumball machine. She puts a quarter in and out pops a gumball. She puts another quarter in and out pops another gumball. She continues putting in quarters and receiving gumballs, which she piles up next to her on the floor.

Eventually a line of kids forms be... read more

"But I'm afraid of being spied on by the CIA!" I shot back.

We all laughed. I laughed, the bartender laughed, even the gumball machine laughed. Then I shot the gumball machine.

Husband: Your honor, when you put a penny in a gumball machine, who gets the gumball?

"dont mess with me, ill drop your credit score so low you wont be able to get a loan from a library"

-The amazing world of gumball