A good drummer, a bad drummer, a trumpeter and a clarinetist are standing im each corner of a football field
You throw $100 in the middle of the field. Who gets the money first?
The bad drummer. There are no good drummers, the trumpeter doesn’t move for just 100 bucks and the clarinetist didn’t understand the game.
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