Lead Guitarist Jokes - 10 Hilarious Lead Guitarist Jokes

Why did the lead guitarist get sent to prison?

for fingering a minor

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?

You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.

How do you know a lead guitarist has entered the building?

Got the wrong key and doesn't know when to come in.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

A date with the lead guitarist

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This groupie finally got a date with the lead guitarist of her band.

The next day, her friends asked her how things went. "Well", she replied, "it was frustrating... the guy spent half his time tuning up and the other half playing out of rhythm."

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

"A large pizza can feed a family of four"

A band visited the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone without a guide.

Everyone suffered from radiation poisoning, except the lead guitarist.

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