The Joy of Sects

A man crossing a bridge sees a suicidal chap about to take a big dive, Thinking he could be the good Samaritan, he stops and calls to the jumper.

GS: "Hey Buddy, Lets talk, Don't do anything rash, life is good, lets find something to talk about, Say tell me friend, are you religious?"

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What has become of the times

One day an old man and his grandson were walking in a park. They saw two dogs shagging in the grass.

Grandson:(pointing) Look at those dogs Grandpa!

Grandpa: GS the dog below is helping the dog above to walk what's to point at that.

GS: What has become of the times when helping ...

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Government joke

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.


Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" ...

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