In Madré Rossiya, it's illegal to manufacture storage drives with exact capacity of 1000 GigaBytes

Cause the KGB takes identity theft seriously

Hey girl do you know whats the difference between a gigabyte and a terabyte?

I cant gigabyte out of your ass

I unfriended an overweight friend on Snapchat.

My phone gained a gigabyte of storage back.

Your mom is so FAT....

She can't save files larger than 4 gigabytes!

After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, "Why am I here?"... (It's not in bad taste.)

After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, "Why am I here? Certainly I've changed the world for the better through an innovative technological revolution."

"That's quite true," says Satan. "You belong 'upstairs' and I'm only borrowing you for a few days. But see, whenever ne...

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