I started a band with friends called 999 Megabytes
Still haven't gotten a Gig though
We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes.
We never made it to a gig.
What does the byte say to the megabyte?
"Data"
I was hungry so I went to the computer store
I heard you could get a megabyte
Why was the programmer’s dog so aggressive?
Because it’s name was Megabyte!
I started downloading Jaws the other day
But after one megabyte, my computer died.
I just downloaded Luis Suarez best moments video
It was only three megabytes
What do you get when you cross a pit-bull with a computer?
Not sure.....but, when it megabytes, it megahertz.
What is it called when a robot eats a sandwich in one chomp?
A megabyte.
My dog ate my computer’s hard drive.
He took a megabyte.
Why are computers so messy when they eat?
They take megabytes.
How do you eat a bitcoin?
With a megabyte.
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I got a bunch of laughs taffy’s on Saturday and thought I’d share
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A: She wanted a whittle baby
Q: What type of data has a big bite
A: megabyte
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A: A cold
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