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Have you heard of the band 923 Megabytes?

Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.

I started a band called "1023 megabytes".

We still haven't got angig yet

I just formed a grunge band and named it "1023 Megabytes"

... haven't gotten a gig yet though.

What did the megabyte say to the kilobyte when he punched him 1 million times?

That giga-hurts!

I used to be a researcher for a hard drive manufacturer. I was the first person ever to fit 1000 megabytes into an SSD. Looking back...

It was a solid gig.

I named my recently formed band '999 Megabytes'

We still haven't got a gig...

What do you get when you cross a pit-bull with a computer?

Not sure.....but, when it megabytes, it megahertz.

I just downloaded Luis Suarez best moments video

It was only three megabytes

I started downloading Jaws the other day

But after one megabyte, my computer died.

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I got a bunch of laughs taffy’s on Saturday and thought I’d share

Q: Who was responsible for the lakes disarray

A: The loch mess monster

Q:Why did the girl have a tiny wooden infant

A: She wanted a whittle baby

Q: What type of data has a big bite

A: megabyte

Q: What can you catch but not throw

A: A cold

Q: Wh...

What is it called when a robot eats a sandwich in one chomp?

A megabyte.

My dog ate my computer’s hard drive.

He took a megabyte.

Why are computers so messy when they eat?

They take megabytes.

How do you eat a bitcoin?

With a megabyte.

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