I started a band with friends called 999 Megabytes

Still haven't gotten a Gig though

We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes.

We never made it to a gig.

What does the byte say to the megabyte?


I was hungry so I went to the computer store

I heard you could get a megabyte

Why was the programmer’s dog so aggressive?

Because it’s name was Megabyte!

I started downloading Jaws the other day

But after one megabyte, my computer died.

I just downloaded Luis Suarez best moments video

It was only three megabytes

What do you get when you cross a pit-bull with a computer?

Not sure.....but, when it megabytes, it megahertz.

What is it called when a robot eats a sandwich in one chomp?

A megabyte.

My dog ate my computer’s hard drive.

He took a megabyte.

Why are computers so messy when they eat?

They take megabytes.

How do you eat a bitcoin?

With a megabyte.

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I got a bunch of laughs taffy’s on Saturday and thought I’d share

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A: megabyte

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