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I started a band with friends called 999 Megabytes

Still haven't gotten a Gig though
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What does the byte say to the megabyte?

"Data"
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I was hungry so I went to the computer store

I heard you could get a megabyte
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We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes.

We never made it to a gig.
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Why was the programmer’s dog so aggressive?

Because it’s name was Megabyte!
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I started downloading Jaws the other day

But after one megabyte, my computer died.
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I just downloaded Luis Suarez best moments video

It was only three megabytes
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What do you get when you cross a pit-bull with a computer?

Not sure.....but, when it megabytes, it megahertz.
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What is it called when a robot eats a sandwich in one chomp?

A megabyte.
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My dog ate my computer’s hard drive.

He took a megabyte.
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Why are computers so messy when they eat?

They take megabytes.
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How do you eat a bitcoin?

With a megabyte.
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I got a bunch of laughs taffy’s on Saturday and thought I’d share

Q: Who was responsible for the lakes disarray

A: The loch mess monster

Q:Why did the girl have a tiny wooden infant

A: She wanted a whittle baby

Q: What type of data has a big bite

A: megabyte

Q: What can you catch but not throw

A: A cold

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