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I entered the sex Olympics for team GB...

Yeah, it's a real thing you know. Anyway, I was team GB's first ever entrant in the endurance category. I trained really hard for the event and put my all in. I'm proud to say that I'm the first ever Briton to come first and last in the same event.

Guys I just bought 256 Gb Iphone 11 and my kid dropped it and shattered the screen so now i'm giving it away.

He's 5 years old, cute, can read, and is otherwise decently behaved.

If Britain leaves EU, how much space will be freed up?

1 GB

What is the difference between USA and USB

USB can have 500 gb+, USA comes in 500 pounds+

GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years!

USA: hold my drink!

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If a sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info and one ejaculation equals 15,875 GB of data, then why aren't we using sperm based hard drives?

Because once the data is released the hard drives revert to floppy dicks.

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My mates Battlefield Galactica CD won't eject from my 320 GB duel processor PlayStation 4... NSFW

Okay now that all the women have skipped this post does anyone know any good porn websites?

So a time traveler meets George W Bush...

Time Traveler: "What year is it?"

George Bush: "2001"

TT: "Before or after the 9/11 terrorist attack?"

GB: "Before"

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?

A: 1 GB

Yo mama so FAT

She can't store files larger than 4 GB.

Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with "KGB" on it...

One of the agents asks the other, "Why didn't they just write '1 TB' instead?"

Turkey can now finally join the EU

Why? Well because now that the UK has left, there's 1 GB of free space

I will post later

I am in hospital, cause my cousin brother swallowed a 128 GB SD card and he is singing all the songs in it I hope he doesn't reach the videos folder

An Indian chief goes to the village shaman...

An Indian chief goes to the village shaman and asks him if this year's winter will be harsh. The shaman thinks about the question for a while, does his thing and says "oh yeah, it will be a terrible winter"

So the village stockpiles everything they can as to survive the terrible winter. Winte...

Well the EU servers are full

But they almost have one GB of extra space

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Define: Brexit

GB is acting like the drunken guest, who tells everybody on the party to fuck off, but doesn't go home, because he can't drive anymore.

I am a server, and normally I do my job like I should. I handle workload like a charm, even though I rarely sleep.

So today I couldn't handle it anymore, and broke down. Today I crashed, and corrupted 57 GB worth of websites.

A man walks into a western bar

When he sits down a Texan asks the man if he knew the state bird, he replied "no" so the Texan informed him it was the mockingbird, the man asked "why the mockingbird?" And the Texan replied "WhY tHe MOcKinGbIrD???"

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

But you didn't pick up

Two Types of People:
---- 1. I called you but you didn't pickup
---- 2. I called you from my iPhone 6 Plus 64 GB and you didn't pickup.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb

sorry :\

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