"Tell me what you want." I whispered as I slid my finger up and down her G string. She moaned...

"I want my guitar back."

My daughter was having problems with her G string and didn’t want her daddy’s help sorting it out.

Good thing I’m learning violin too and could help.

I broke a G string fingering A minor...

Does anybody know a good guitar repair shop?

Dad's Shortcut

Dad used to tell us about the time he took a short cut home on Halloween. He grew up on a farm in western New York state, and at the time Halloween meant going out with his friend, Tommy, to do pranks. They had been out pranking drivers by tying a couple tin cans to the two ends of a long string, ...

What Underwear does a gangster rapper wear?

G strings

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Which instrument players are the sexiest?

Violinists. No matter what, their G strings are always sharp af.

I miss my old piano teacher...

My old piano instructor said to me, "You've damaged my piano for the last time! I won't teach you anymore!"

I found a new teacher. But his piano is missing strings, and worst of all, his damper pedal technique is terrible. I miss my old instructor; she knew when to put her foot down.

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