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G String Jokes

Today I popped a G string while fingering a minor.

I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow.

"Tell me what you want." I whispered as I slid my finger up and down her G string. She moaned...

"I want my guitar back."

My daughter was having problems with her G string and didn’t want her daddy’s help sorting it out.

Good thing I’m learning violin too and could help.

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What do guitarists and ladies with sensitive vulvas have in common?

They both hate G strings.

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Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event:

"It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."

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Can you Imagine?

Can you imagine stuffing pictures of your grandmother in a strippers G string?

Imagine you are Prince Harry

The most beautiful piece of music ever written is a fart..

Air On A G String

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What happened to the male stripper who was also a guitarist?

He snapped his G String

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Which instrument players are the sexiest?

Violinists. No matter what, their G strings are always sharp af.

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Prince Harry’s bachelor party had to be pretty awkward.

He was putting pictures of his grandma in a strippers G string.

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