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Terabyte Jokes

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What do you call a thousand terabytes of child ?

A pedobyte.

Hey girl do you know whats the difference between a gigabyte and a terabyte?

I cant gigabyte out of your

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The average human male contains about 15.8 terabytes of information

That's a lot of information to swallow!

When I was younger...

I used to be in a bar band called Terabytes.


We had thousands of gigs.

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I have a very large drive

About 1 terabyte

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My drive is absolutely huge....

Currently it's at 10 terabytes!

Mom: what were you doing for an hour in the toilet?

Me: i was flushing 1500 terabytes worth of data

Mom: you had your laptop with you in the toilet?

Me: Sure

What do nerds eat for breakfast?

Terabytes

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Women are the best firewalls in the world

1. One human cell contains 75MB of genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of contains 100 million sperms.
4. On average, lasts for 5s and contains 2.25ml of .
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal...

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