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Terabyte Jokes

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What do you call a thousand terabytes of child porn?

A pedobyte.

Hey girl do you know whats the difference between a gigabyte and a terabyte?

I cant gigabyte out of your ass

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The average human male ejaculation contains about 15.8 terabytes of information

That's a lot of information to swallow!

When I was younger...

I used to be in a bar band called Terabytes.


We had thousands of gigs.

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I have a very large sex drive

About 1 terabyte

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My sex drive is absolutely huge....

Currently it's at 10 terabytes!

Mom: what were you doing for an hour in the toilet?

Me: i was flushing 1500 terabytes worth of data

Mom: you had your laptop with you in the toilet?

Me: Sure

What do nerds eat for breakfast?

Terabytes

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Women are the best firewalls in the world

1. One human cell contains 75MB of genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. On average, ejaculation lasts for 5s and contains 2.25ml of semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal...

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