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What do harpists call their groupies?

Harp poon!

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Why do rockstars like groupies?

Because the sex is fanfuckingtastic.

The groupies keep knocking on my door...

...but I won't let them out.

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A rockstar was telling his mate about all the groupies on the weekend.

Apparently, it was fan-fucking-tastic

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