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Romancing Jokes

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Real movie titles converted to funny porn ones

I.e., Romancing the Bone”

I'm writing an erotic novel featuring tea and pastries.

I'm calling it "Romancing the Scone."

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This this old couple in the old-folks home...

...had been dating for a long time and finally got married. They go back to his room and have their wedding night romancing. Afterwards he looks at her and says "Boy oh boy - If I had known you were a virgin I would have done this a long time ago". To which she replied "Shit, if I thought you'd be a...

The reason why men are not allowed to give advice in love-columns of magazines:

Rose:
"Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2km from home n my car engine started to overheat so I turned back to get the other car. When i got ...

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