I'm writing an erotic novel featuring tea and pastries.

I'm calling it "Romancing the Scone."

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This this old couple in the old-folks home...

...had been dating for a long time and finally got married. They go back to his room and have their wedding night romancing. Afterwards he looks at her and says "Boy oh boy - If I had known you were a virgin I would have done this a long time ago". To which she replied "Shit, if I thought you'd be a...

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