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Trekkie Jokes

Q: What do you call a talkative Trekkie?

A: William Chatner!

My Grandparents were Trekkies, and named my father after their favourite Captain

when I was young, I was frequently hoisted by my own Picard

Why do Trekkies make bad sports fans?

They are always rooting for the Away Team.

Did you hear about the Trekkie who was trying to pick up girls at a Star Wars convention?

He was looking for love in Alderaan places

A Star Trek forum exists where Trekkies can debate additions to the universe's lore.

It's called Prose and Khans.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

hahahha

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Paranormal happenings in the Navy

Just found out that the USS Enterprise (CVN-65, sorry to Trekkies) was haunted. The apparition of a human figure, from the waist down and appearing to have been messily severed from the rest of the body, would walk the ship’s passageways.

While nobody is sure of the ghost’s identity or the ex...

I don't always seduce hispanic Star Trek fans...

but when I do, I prefer dos Trekkies

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