Gravitational Pull Jokes - 4 Hilarious Gravitational Pull Jokes

Your mom is very attractive...

...mainly due to her massive gravitational pull.

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What makes overweight people so attractive?

They have a strong gravitational pull.

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You remind me of a beautiful star in the night sky...

You each have your own gravitational pull.

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The Drunk and the Bum

There was a drunk and a bum. The drunk said, “you can jump off a building and pop back up to the top.”
Bum said, “no way. If you jump off a building you will die.” So the drunk took the bum to the tallest building in the city. Jumped off the building and popped back up to the top. Not a scratch o...

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