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Event Horizon Jokes

Yo mama so fat

she has an event horizon.

I stopped seeing black hole jokes all of a sudden.

I guess we've passed the event horizon

The caretaker sat pondering a cube he held before him. (Long)

The caretaker sat pondering a cube he held before him. He sat amidst billions upon billions upon billions, which surrounded him. He alone, at the end of time, bore witness to the Great Library, the vast repository of consciousness in Universe.

Before him was a pile of similar cubes. These cub...

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