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What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

Screwed

Today my math teacher showed us how a lazy dog is the same as a sheet of paper.

A lazy dog is a slow pup.

A slope up is an inclined plane.

An ink lined plane is a sheet of paper.

Wanna hear a physics pun?

If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn't that make it an inclined plane?
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