Today my math teacher showed us how a lazy dog is the same as a sheet of paper.
A lazy dog is a slow pup.
A slope up is an inclined plane.
An ink lined plane is a sheet of paper.
Wanna hear a physics pun?
If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn't that make it an inclined plane?
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A guy dies and goes to hell... (a bit sexual)
He is greeted by the Devil, "Welcome to Hell, I will show you three rooms and you will have to pick one. You will remain in that room for the next 100 years". The guy, scared shit-less, says "ok". They go to room number one. There is a person tied to a pole screaming in pain while a demon whips his ...