Join my new national campaign and ban pre-grated cheese.

so we can make Britan grate again

The waiter came by and grated cheese for me

I told him I was grateful

A woman bought a bag of terribly grated cheese

She regrated it later.

Apparently Donald Trump has banned all grated cheese in stores.

He's trying to make "America Grate Again"








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My cheese was too kinky

It wanted to be de-grated.

I left my grated cheese in front of my child, and he pressed it back into one. Guess I shouldn't have left it out

I am regrating it.

If Donald Trump becomes president, he pledges to prohibit the sales of pre-grated cheese....

Apparently it's in a bid to make America grate again!



(*I'm sorry i'll leave now*)

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A class of high school art students are broken into groups...

...and tasked with making silly and creative paintings combining culture with food.

One group decides to paint an Indy race car made out of roti. Another group decides to paint a business suit necktie being grated into cheese. Another group paints Donkey Kong serving up a creepy bowl of banan...

What kind of neighborhood is Parmesan usually found in?

A grated community.

What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?

She grated it.

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove off along the route:

No problems for the first few stops.
A few people got on, a few got off and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on.

Six foot eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.

He glared at the driver and said. "Big John...

A man finds a genie

As expected he is grated three wishes, but the genie warns him that he is known to be very sneaky and usually turns wishes against their favor.
The man decides to gamble and waste his first two wishes on ensuring he has a perfect
First wish, the man says
'I wish for you to be comple...

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