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Grated Jokes

Why did Trump ban pre-grated cheese?

He wanted to Make America Grate Again

The waiter came by and grated cheese for me

I told him I was grateful

A woman bought a bag of terribly grated cheese

She regrated it later.

An ice-cream man was found dead at his home.

He was covered in strawberry syrup, hot fudge sauce, crushed nuts, and grated chocolate.

Police believe that he topped himself.

An anteater walks into a coffee bar ...

... where all the workers, naturally, are English majors and grads. "I'd like a cinnamon latte," he said, "where the cream balances the astringency of the dark roasted coffee beans and the grated spice adds a piquant warmth to the taste of the beverage."

"Why the long clause?" asked the bari...

I left my grated cheese in front of my child, and he pressed it back into one. Guess I shouldn't have left it out

I am regrating it.

What's better than a good, cheesy joke?

A grated cheesy joke !

What did the chefs say when they allow the cheese to be shred?

Parmesan grated.

What kind of neighborhood is Parmesan usually found in?

A grated community.

What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?

She grated it.

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The bus driver

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.

No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six foot eight, built like ...

Why was the shredded cheddar mad when the teacher gave him an F on the test?

He felt he had been unfairly grated.

A man finds a genie

As expected he is grated three wishes, but the genie warns him that he is known to be very sneaky and usually turns wishes against their favor.
The man decides to gamble and waste his first two wishes on ensuring he has a perfect
First wish, the man says
'I wish for you to be comple...

Two guys were having car trouble.

Their car eventually broke down in the country near a farm. It was late and cold so they decided they would ask the farmer if he would put them up for the night.


They approached the farmhouse and knocked on the door. The farmer, a massive bearded hulk of a man, brandishing a double-barrel...

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