Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese.
It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.
Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?
It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.
I had a job where I had to put shredded cheese back together
It was the most degrating job I've ever had.
So a German, an Englishman and an Irishman
were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when they were arrested by Saudi police. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so they are all sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to app...
Apparently loads of people turned away from voting for Trump coz he wanted to ban shredded cheese
He wanted to Make America Grate again.
How did Jesus get so shredded?
CrossFit
What do you call a hen staring at a bowl of shredded lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad
A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”
Trump became so controlling that he refused to allow people and restaurants to buy shredded cheese, and as such, companies that shredded cheese got shutdown.
I guess he really did make America grate again.
You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
just threw out a bag of shredded cheese.
the label said "since 1904"... there's no way it was still good to eat
Because of his loss in Wisconsin, Trump has put a ban on all shredded cheese.
It's the only way he can make America GRATE again.
Credit to my 12 year old son.
My local Trump-supporting grocery store has stopped selling all pre-shredded cheeses
... they want to make America grate again
Why aren’t more conservatives protesting the sales of pre-shredded cheese?
I thought we were trying to make America grate again.
What do you call an inventory list of to-be-shredded media?
A shredsheet
Republicans are trying to put an ammendment into relief bill to outlaw prepackaged shredded cheese...
...in an attempt to make America grate again.
[Political] I'm surprised Trump hasn't banned the sale of shredded cheese yet.
He said he would "Make America Grate Again" (Sorry, that was a cheesy joke)
Yesterday I had to throw out my moldy shredded cheese
It was for the grater good.
THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike.
Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: "MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"
Why was the shredded cheddar mad when the teacher gave him an F on the test?
He felt he had been unfairly grated.
I bought some Shredded wheat, but I think it's a bit of a con.
It's no more muscular than regular wheat.
TIL that the FDA has recommended a permanent ban on all shredded cheeses be put in place immediately.
It's part of an official federal plan to make America grate again.
Why do you never see pieces of paper at bodybuilding competitions?
Because they would have to get shredded.
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What do you get when you grind up Kim Jung Un's junk, mix in some shredded potatoes, ball them up and deep fry them?
dicktator tots
The pressure of a gas is inversely proportional to its volume—Boyle’s Law.
Any leftover cabbage must be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise.
—-Cole’s Law.
A German soldier walks into a BAR…
He is immediately shredded by multiple rounds of .30-06
A man walks into a gym and kills everyone there brutally
After the investigation, the police state that the victims could only be described as ripped and shredded
What kind of cheese do skateboarders eat?
Shredded cheese.
What brand of cereal is the strongest??
Mini Wheats, because they’re shredded.
"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law
"Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
Do you think Mr. Cheese has been going to the gym?
I mean look at him, he's shredded!
What happened when the sparrow flew into the electric fan ?
Shredded tweet.
What's a guitarist favour type of cheese?
Shredded cheese
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