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Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!

*(Made mine this morning!!)*

1 cup sugar,
1 tsp. baking powder,
1 cup water,
1 tsp. salt ,
1 cup brown sugar,
Lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
Nuts,
1 bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check qual...

Mom, what's an EKG?

Me: Mom, what's an EKG?

Mom (who's a nurse): It's an Electrocardiogram, it checks your heart for problems.

Me: Oh, so what's an ECG?

Mom: It's the same thing, just different letters.

Me: What about an EEG?

Mom: It stands for Electroencephalography, it checks your b...

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