Ecg Jokes

Because ECG draws a line there

Old man, well into his eighties, goes to a doctor for a regular checkup.

The doctor examines him, makes several tests, looks at him and he can't believe what he sees. He says:

"Old man, this can't be true! You're old, but you're healthy as a teenager. No hypertension, no elevated sugar... read more

Hypochondriac: Doctor, I have no idea what’s wrong with me but I’m in pain everywhere on my body. My stomach hurts. My bones and joints hurt. I’m always nauseous. I always have a splitting headache. I’ve come to you for years and you keep telling me there’s nothing wrong but I FEEL like there is som... read more

Doctor : It seems she is in coma.

Husband : Please save her. She is just 28.

*Suddenly the ECG started beeping. A hand moved and her lips mumbled*

And she spoke, " **I'm 27** "

The husband was unable to control his tears.

Doctor: "We are trying our best but can't guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma."

Husband: "Doctor, please save her. She is just 30 years old and the family needs her."

Suddenly, the ECG started beepi... read more