Just learn to stay in the circle.

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.

Because the tangent likes the opposite over the adjacent

"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"

After a long evening the one tangent says: "That was fun, we should meet again!"

The other: "You know that isn't going to happen!"

The other: "You know that isn't going to happen!"

He met a girl ,calculated the tangent to her curve.

My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it’s a negative sine.

Sorry, I went off on a tangent

Because I want to lie tangent to your curves...

because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.

I mean, I could go on a tangent about my hatred for it.

Sorry, I'm getting off on a tangent right now.

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imag...

A man was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport , New York, as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes the man is a member o...

but after a while, it started going off on a really weird tangent.

but most episodes just went off on tangents

I always went off on a tangent.

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At least, I think he's my best friend. Judging by how he's been acting as of late though, I may in fact, be wrong. It's hard to imagine myself without him because, Jesus Christ, he's such a good guy. Honest and everything. But recently I get the impression that he's, I dunno, found people that are b...

I used to go off on tangents.

He always went off on a tangent.

I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.

I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.

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F'- Can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves?

F''- Can I be your second derivative so I can test out your concavities?

F'''- Can I be your third derivative so I can jerk to you?

F''''- Can I be your fourth derivative so I can snap your neck?

F''- Can I be your second derivative so I can test out your concavities?

F'''- Can I be your third derivative so I can jerk to you?

F''''- Can I be your fourth derivative so I can snap your neck?

...But I don't want to go off on a tangent.

Please don't go off on a tangent.

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

One's a tangent; the other a tan gent.

...after that, he was a real tangent.

Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign.

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