A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied.
He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.
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My maths teacher always goes off on tangents in class
They say it’s the first sine of madness
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People that go off on a tangent are so annoying
Just learn to stay in the circle.
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Two tangents meet at a bar
After a long evening the one tangent says: "That was fun, we should meet again!" The other: "You know that isn't going to happen!"
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To not go off on a tangent
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Why did the tangent not like the adjacent
Because the tangent likes the opposite over the adjacent
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My girlfriend told me I’m like negative cosine multiplied by tangent...
My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it’s a negative sine.
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I think my girlfriend has a trigonometry fetish
because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.
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"Hey, Bill, what do you think of this new super-hero comic I'm working on? It's about an ant-size tangent line that has x-ray vision."
"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"
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I've got a fetish for geometry.
Sorry, I'm getting off on a tangent right now.
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I got fired from my job as a math teacher
I was supposed to teach the kids what sine divided by cosine was, but I kept going off on a tangent.
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I found out my friend is addicted to math.
I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imag...
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Tacos are imaginary -- a mathematical proof
tan = sin / cos (definition of tangent)
ta = i / co (cancel n and s)
taco = i (multiply both sides by co)
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In Colorado they took down the mile marker for 420
In Colorado they took down the mile marker sign for 420 They were afraid that the potheads were going to try and steal it. They replaced it with a mile marker 419.9999 repeating sign Well this caused the sign to get stolen by the MATH nerds, who also swiftly stole the cosine and...
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I wish I could be your derivative...
So I could lie tangent to your curves
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Pythagoras only took short cuts
He got into many arguments explaining that this route was apart of a perfect tangent.
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned...
...for I have also cosinned, tangented, cotangented...
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A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.
The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.
The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."
The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."
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Newton walks into strip club
He met a girl ,calculated the tangent to her curve.
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((cos^-2 x) - 1)^(1/2)
Sorry, I went off on a tangent
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Man, you have no idea how much I hate trigonometry.
I mean, I could go on a tangent about my hatred for it.
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That reminds me - one time I accidentally masturbated on a classy guy while he was sunbathing,
but I didn’t mean to get off on a tangent.
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I had a really good discussion with my calculus professor today
but after a while, it started going off on a really weird tangent.
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Geometry class brought out the worst in me...
I used to go off on tangents.
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A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport
A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule" as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator....
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Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke?
Please don't go off on a tangent.
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I was going to talk about men sunbathing...
...But I don't want to go off on a tangent.
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I had a trig teacher that could never stay focused...
He always went off on a tangent.
I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.
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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
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Calculus pick up line
F'- Can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves? F''- Can I be your second derivative so I can test out your concavities? F'''- Can I be your third derivative so I can jerk to you? F''''- Can I be your fourth derivative so I can snap your neck?
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I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me
Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign.
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What's the difference between a Trump interview ad-lib, and a Person of Color?
One's a tangent; the other a tan gent.
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So there was this guy who flew so close to the sun he was able to touch it in exactly one spot...
...after that, he was a real tangent.
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A lady finds out what a reference said about to her potential employer and is upset by it.
She calls her friend and asks him: "Why did you say I was a racist?!"
The friend is confused and asks "what are you talking about?"
The lady tells him, "You know how I listed you as a reference for that job in publishing? Because I always wanted to work in publishing? Well, not alway...
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