A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.
The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.
The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."
The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."
A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied.
He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.
Why did the tangent not like the adjacent
Because the tangent likes the opposite over the adjacent
"Hey, Bill, what do you think of this new super-hero comic I'm working on? It's about an ant-size tangent line that has x-ray vision."
"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"
Two tangents meet at a bar
After a long evening the one tangent says: "That was fun, we should meet again!" The other: "You know that isn't going to happen!"
Newton walks into strip club
He met a girl ,calculated the tangent to her curve.
My girlfriend told me I’m like negative cosine multiplied by tangent...
My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it’s a negative sine.
((cos^-2 x) - 1)^(1/2)
Sorry, I went off on a tangent
Hey babe, can I be your first derivative?
Because I want to lie tangent to your curves...
I think my girlfriend has a trigonometry fetish
because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.
Man, you have no idea how much I hate trigonometry.
I mean, I could go on a tangent about my hatred for it.
I've got a fetish for geometry.
Sorry, I'm getting off on a tangent right now.
I found out my friend is addicted to math.
I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imag...
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I had a really good discussion with my calculus professor today
but after a while, it started going off on a really weird tangent.
There was once a soap opera called "Touched By An Angle"
but most episodes just went off on tangents
I never was a good trigonometry teacher....
I always went off on a tangent.
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My best friend said I'm overly analytical.
At least, I think he's my best friend. Judging by how he's been acting as of late though, I may in fact, be wrong. It's hard to imagine myself without him because, Jesus Christ, he's such a good guy. Honest and everything. But recently I get the impression that he's, I dunno, found people that are b...
Geometry class brought out the worst in me...
I used to go off on tangents.
I had a trig teacher that could never stay focused...
He always went off on a tangent.
I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.
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Calculus pick up line
F'- Can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves? F''- Can I be your second derivative so I can test out your concavities? F'''- Can I be your third derivative so I can jerk to you? F''''- Can I be your fourth derivative so I can snap your neck?
I was going to talk about men sunbathing...
...But I don't want to go off on a tangent.
Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke?
Please don't go off on a tangent.
Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
What's the difference between a Trump interview ad-lib, and a Person of Color?
One's a tangent; the other a tan gent.
So there was this guy who flew so close to the sun he was able to touch it in exactly one spot...
...after that, he was a real tangent.
I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me
Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign.