Tangent Jokes

He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.

They say it’s the first sine of madness

Just learn to stay in the circle.

After a long evening the one tangent says: "That was fun, we should meet again!"
The other: "You know that isn't going to happen!"

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Because the tangent likes the opposite over the adjacent

My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it’s a negative sine.

because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.

"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"

Sorry, I'm getting off on a tangent right now.

I was supposed to teach the kids what sine divided by cosine was, but I kept going off on a tangent.

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imag... read more

tan = sin / cos (definition of tangent)

ta = i / co (cancel n and s)

taco = i (multiply both sides by co)

In Colorado they took down the mile marker sign for 420
They were afraid that the potheads were going to try and steal it.
They replaced it with a mile marker 419.9999 repeating sign
Well this caused the sign to get stolen by the MATH nerds,
who also swiftly stole the cosine and... read more

So I could lie tangent to your curves

He got into many arguments explaining that this route was apart of a perfect tangent.

...for I have also cosinned, tangented, cotangented...

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

He met a girl ,calculated the tangent to her curve.

Sorry, I went off on a tangent

I mean, I could go on a tangent about my hatred for it.

but after a while, it started going off on a really weird tangent.

I used to go off on tangents.

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule"  as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator.... read more

Please don't go off on a tangent.

...But I don't want to go off on a tangent.

He always went off on a tangent.



I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.

...after that, he was a real tangent.

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign.

One's a tangent; the other a tan gent.

She calls her friend and asks him: "Why did you say I was a racist?!"

The friend is confused and asks "what are you talking about?"

The lady tells him, "You know how I listed you as a reference for that job in publishing? Because I always wanted to work in publishing? Well, not alway... read more