Graphing Jokes - 12 Hilarious Graphing Jokes

This morning I caught one of my kids with graphing paper.

I'm sure he's plotting something.

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My graphing calculator works really well...

Some would say it functions perfectly.

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I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...

But graphing is where I draw the line!

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Graphing calculators cannot be trusted.

Theyre plotting something, I can feel it.

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I have been graphing my past relationships...

There's an Ex axis and a Why axis.

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I saw my math teacher walk into her office with a piece of graphing paper.

I think she was plotting something.

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They’re all kinds of weird fetishs out there. Some people even get off on graphing.

Thats where I draw the line.

I’ll see myself out.

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My son used to be horrible at graphing trig functions.

Luckily he's made excellent sines of improvement.

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So this supermodel is teaching math class

All the boys would be entranced by her amazing figure, and they have a hard time paying attention. Meanwhile all the girls are jealous because she’s stealing all of their men.

One day, she was giving a lecture on graphing, so she told everyone to pull out their calculators. One boy’s calcula...

Jimmy approached his teacher

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!”

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I may be willing to solve equations..

but graphing is where I draw the line!

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A man was in a Terrible fire.

Third degree burns covers his legs torso arms and face. Luckily he had enough skin intact for skin grafts. The doctor worked tirelessly graphing him from top to bottom. They were almost finished when they got to his eyelids. The doctor was stuck trying to figure out what to do to graft this youn...

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