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Granola Bar Jokes

What is a lemmings favorite granola bar?

A clif bar

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Why do Nature Valley Granola Bars make good trail food?

Because they go fucking-everywhere! When you eat them.

My life is like a Nature Valley Granola bar

It keeps crumbling apart

Dirty Ernie was in school and the teacher says “let’s do description and guessing, Tammy, reach in this bag and describe what you feel” Tammy reaches inside and says “ it’s round and

firm I think it’s a ball “ the teacher says “no! It’s an orange”Johnny comes up next and reaches in “ it’s rectangular and firm it’s an eraser!” Teacher goes no “It’s a granola bar” dirty Ernie stands up and goes “ teacher I’m reaching in my pocket abd felling something long hard with a firm pink ti...

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