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Gnus Jokes

So I went to see the antelope salesman the other day...

He said "I've got good gnus, and bad gnus."

I thought I'd bought a couple wildebeests

But alas - fake gnus

You might have read about nature photographers disguising their cameras as herd animals to photograph lions...

Don't believe it.

Fake Gnus

One time I got attacked by a wildebeest, but another wildebeest came to my aid and rescued me.

There's good gnus and bad gnus.

Did you hear about Trump’s collection of styrofoam wildebeests?

Probably for the best, it was fake gnus, anyways....

Donald Trump goes to Africa in safari, but they only show him a photo of some wildebeests.

Fake gnus!

What did the villager say after the stampede of bearded antelopes ended?

No Gnus is Good News!

I went to the zoo today. They had a yaks in the wildebeest exhibit.

Did they really think I would fall for fake gnus?

I just heard stuffed wildebeests are now the new trend.

Turned out to be a bunch of fake gnus

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A zoo got some new animals

and after the exhibits were set up, the head zookeeper retired to his office for some paperwork. After a bit, one of the new animals, a gnu, stuck its head in his office and beckoned for him to follow. Intrigued, the zookeeper followed as the wildebeast led him back to the enclosure, where two mor...

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